Bungie Sightings

[b.net] Halo 2-Year Anniversary

Halo 2-Year Anniversary
11/14/03

Halo recently celebrated it's 2nd brithday. Unlike some of the two year old birthday parties I've been to, (and yeah I have been to a lot alright?) Master Chief's celebration were considerably more evolved (hahahahaha get my funny?) and slightly less smelly. Just.

I hear great things about The Marty Army's Lanwerx bash, the HBO Junkies shindig and various other shenanigan oriented evenements, so I guess people had fun. Which is great! Go fun! The fact that I missed out is almost eclipsed by that, but hey I'm not complaining, I had a chinese buffet that night! So hah! Home takes the tie!

See you next year all you crazies!

Oh and check out what others gots to say, even if they did ask some old dude from some other site to comment... I guess them's the breaks. Hey, didn't I say that before? Meh, you decide, s'not like I'm under the threat of downsizing.

Hah! I wish! Check out my size here!

[b.net] Interview with the AGP

Interview with the AGP
11/07/03

So having given up on the seraphim, our pal Sketchfunkster decided to go after some like Professional Associate dude. The result was a like interview type thing with Jay "The Cord" Umboh! Hot img tag action inside! Don't miss it!

[b.net] Interview with the CPL

Interview with the CPL
10/29/03

Some Bungie goon recently forced himself upon the benevolent dictator of the Cyberathlete Professional League, the Archangel Munoziel. Soon thereafter he held Mr. Munoz at gunpoint and harassed him to answer prying questions regarding his most worthy league and it's intimate involvement in a recent controversial accusation that Halo is soon to join the ranks of online tournament games played on the so-called "Personal Computer".

Bungie Sightings dismisses this as a fantasy and we are obviously dealing with a case of bitter mud-slinging in an attempt to poison the good name of Bungie, and we are perfectly happy to close the issue here. Bungie.net have chosen rather to badger Mr. Munoz into revealing the truth in a most dishonourable fashion. According to his lawyers, Mr. Munoz will likely press charges.

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