September 23, 2002

Project SPARTAN II Begins

Project SPARTAN II BeginsOn this day, 515 years in the future, the Office of Naval Intelligence will take 75 soft innocent children and start to make unstoppable killing machines out of them. According to the Bungie Future Calendar (BFC) the Project SPARTAN II will officially begin on September 23, 2517.

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Posted by poenadare at September 23, 2002 12:00 AM
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When the Spartan II project begins i would like to volunteer.

Posted by: Matt Putman on May 1, 2003 1:41 PM

wtf!

Posted by: asdf on July 31, 2003 2:40 AM

YO! did you hear, that the government is actually making prototype MOJOLNIR armor. Look up "wearable robotics" in google or another search engine. they are just prototype robots but that would kick *** to own a set of that.

Posted by: Tahl on April 1, 2004 12:37 PM

You would die if you volunteered, unless genetically perfect, all tests would result in severe abnormalities

Posted by: Mike on July 1, 2004 1:50 AM

Damn i like that armor ...looks so cool...and a warthog with it would sure be a nice bonus...too bad it's just fantasy...

Posted by: Pico on November 15, 2004 1:37 PM

Honestly, being a SPARTAN would be a great opportunity to serve mankind. I believe the risks would be totally worth it if I could help protect other people. The benefits, too outweigh the bad. Longer life, super speed, boosted intelligence...I would definitely volunteer, despite the risks.

Posted by: Sergeant Carson on December 3, 2004 4:06 PM

I want like MJOLNIR Mark VII armor or somethin' like that. But in semi bright orange. kick ass

Posted by: francis castle on January 20, 2005 4:09 PM

I will holehartedly agree wit Mr.Matt i would love to volunteer....and to don the MJOLNIR armour would be so cool!!1!!111!!1

Posted by: Thomas Johnson on February 11, 2005 5:33 PM

Bullshit man. I wanna be a part of it!

Posted by: Francesco on March 24, 2005 4:11 PM

that would be sick i would deffinetly take all the risks to serve in that armour

Posted by: irishman 8076 on March 28, 2005 9:11 PM

HOLY COW!!!!!! Ther will be Spartans in only 512 years!i Wish i could live that long! MJOLNIR armor would be AWSOME!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Kyle on September 8, 2005 10:11 PM

I reckon a warthog dosnt need to be fictional, i mean, grab a Hummer, add something here, add something there and u could build ur own warthog, or just a hog and dont put a huge gun in the back, just a spare tyre.

Posted by: Spartan 118 on March 19, 2006 6:13 AM
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