May 5, 2002

Jjaro Warn the Earth

Jjaro Warn the EarthIt was on this momentous day 8 years ago that the Jjaro diplomat Ryu-Toth appeared before President William Jefferson Clinton and warned him of the impending destruction of the Earth if the unnamed sleeping god buried in the jungles of the Yucatan awoke. According to the Bungie Future Calendar (BFC), on May 5, 1994, Ryu-Toth appeared before the President and his senior military staff with dire warnings. Thanks to quick thinking on Bill's part, a crack team of special forces soldiers was able to plant a nuclear device in the lowest levels of a strange pyramid and stun the sleeping god until the Jjaro could arrive to dispose of it.

In a related note, if anyone knows the whereabouts of Sergeant Eddings, please tell him the crystal he sold me has stopped working.

Posted by poenadare at May 5, 2002 12:00 AM
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